Meanwhile the French are jacquing off
Why have I not read this sooner? My life is changed. This is genius. Banks hate it.
lol perfect caption delivery
The word “gooning” being replaced to mean jerking it is doing irreparable harm to the bad guy union of goons.
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Hmmmm, tough decision, while I like the word wanker, that wankers telling me to save it and if he’s telling me to do something, then it must be wrong.
Good lord pls can we get a CW or a NSFW blur on this motherfucker’s face /j
Fun fact: there’s a dent in his forehead you can see reflected in studio lighting sometimes. Allegedly, that dent is from the time Jeremy Clarkson punched him.
I can’t help feel the use of the word gooner to replace wanker is the result of a very long winded practical joke by Tottenham fans.
Never mind gooning, I worry that the art of mooning is on the way out and will be lost.
wipe your… face!
I’ve never heard anyone say “gooning”.
If my a real wanker?
