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I don’t want spotted dick to come to a sticky end.

Well, I won’t read the story since it’s a grauniad hostage link (pay us or accept cookies, yes I know reader mode. But principle!). But, except for perhaps treacle pudding. I’m really not that much of a fan myself. So, I won’t mourn too much.

But, I thought they would be referring to the older more savoury puddings. I was never too much of a fan of those at all.

If restaurants could stop serving sticky toffee with ice cream and serve it with custard the way it should be, that’d be grand

I’ll eat your puddings.