

- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev




I’ve written those same comments so many times over the years.
We all pretend our code doesn’t stink, but show me a developer who’s never left a a turd in a codebase, and I’ll show you someone who’s never been under a deadline.
##############################
# ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE BE WARNED
# THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, BUT $TOOL ONLY
# ALLOWS THIS DIRTY WORKAROUND
#
# DO NOT CHANGE OR REFACTOR
# ANYTHING.
#
# IF YOU NEED TO TOUCH THIS CODE
# INCREMENT THIS COUNTER AS A
# WARNING FOR THE NEXT POOR FUCK
#
# TOTAL HOURS WASTED DEBUGGING
# 15
# TOTAL HOURS WASTED REFACTORING
# 8
# SUCCESSFUL CHANGES
# 0
##############################
Too many companies living aboard the sunk-cost ship. Burn that trash to the ground.
General life advice: sometimes its more cost-effective to start over from scratch
And this is XML, right? Oof