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mylittleinsanities ( gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Abandon all hope of debugging this s*t

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Abandon all hope of debugging this s*t

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mylittleinsanities ( gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • VeryVito ( VeryVito@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I’ve written those same comments so many times over the years.

    We all pretend our code doesn’t stink, but show me a developer who’s never left a a turd in a codebase, and I’ll show you someone who’s never been under a deadline.

    • Elvith Ma'for ( elvith@feddit.org ) 
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      ##############################
      # ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE BE WARNED  
      # THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, BUT $TOOL ONLY 
      # ALLOWS THIS DIRTY WORKAROUND
      #
      # DO NOT CHANGE OR REFACTOR
      # ANYTHING.
      # 
      # IF YOU NEED TO TOUCH THIS CODE
      # INCREMENT THIS COUNTER AS A
      # WARNING FOR THE NEXT POOR FUCK
      # 
      # TOTAL HOURS WASTED DEBUGGING
      # 15
      # TOTAL HOURS WASTED REFACTORING
      # 8
      # SUCCESSFUL CHANGES
      # 0
      ##############################
      
  • lowspeedchase ( lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Too many companies living aboard the sunk-cost ship. Burn that trash to the ground.

    • mylittleinsanities ( gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com ) OP
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      General life advice: sometimes its more cost-effective to start over from scratch

  • codemankey ( codemankey@programming.dev ) 
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    And this is XML, right? Oof

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