I hate waiting for updates.
You can play the game, but not complete it. Every game is a demo that ends 1/3 of the way into the game.
Granted. However, you feel a profound sense of dissapointment with them all, no game can ever truly satisfy you ever again.
Granted. They now all have free-to-play mechanics so you can play them freely. Ads between levels. Limited inventory space. Gatcha pulls. Artificial difficulty spikes. Cosmetics. Loot boxes.
Oh god nooo please no I was able to find some that I liked.
Granted, but journalists learn of this power and start harassing you for information on what games will be good. It gets to the point where you’re not sure whether even your closest friends are just using you.
All the characters have been modded out to be Shrek and Donkey.
Every 3 minutes a baby donkragon flies into the scene.
Sounds like they made every game in existence even better.
You cannot skip any cutscenes
You attempt to play Half Life 3 and get stuck on a neverending countdown screen.
Granted. Without limitations, you soon become addicted to gaming and it takes a devastating toll on your social, mental, and physical health, resulting in a life of unfulfillment and ennui.
