Use linux. Microsoft needs us more than we need it. Boycott.
Thank you for self reporting your non-compliance. We will now send our data on you and other fungi to the regime.
Fuck Skype. Fuck Microsoft.
Thank you for self reporting your non-compliance. We will now send our data on you to the regime.
RIP Skype.
Resist being greyed out as an option is twisted perfection.
Thank you for your inability to resist. We will now send our data on your desire to resist to the regime.
I’m a fan of the ultimate non-maskable interrupt.
Thank you for the work of fiction. However, failure or hesitation (verified by telemetry and wifi presence metrics) to agree to fascism is equivalent to non-compliance. Our information on you and conspirator monks have been sent to the regime.
upvote for thecodelesscode. it’s such a great series.
Honestly, while Windows sucks and so on, Unix has been more instrumental in bringing fascism to us. Via the Internet, and the Unixy hierarchical “one right dumb way” models of everything.
Thank you for agreeing to try Fascism. Your 90 day trial will start immediately. We have sent all our data on you to the regime. You should expext a group of three (3) registered supporters to visit in the comming days to collect your updated personal data, biometrics, inspect your personal affects, and to administer an xAI lie detector test. Afterwards, we shall see if your 90 day trial of Fasciam is worthy of extension or if we will be required to update your status.
