It is funny that I was just watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets while drinking Valerian. I was pissed at Luc Besson because I just watched and reviewed The Fifth Element. That review was more of a ramble about my theory surrounding his personal life. Which ties in neatly into the message of the film “Love”. But for some reason I completely forgot to talk about its qualities. Which I suppose this review will fix. I will compare the two grand space-operas from Luc Besson. And hopefully we will learn something in the process.
Before you click on the blog, know this writer’s review of Fifth Element contained a lengthy ramble defending pedophilia.
Just as an FYI, there was no way I was EVER going to follow a link to anyone’s self-referenced blog when that person could have posted the content HERE but instead decided they need more clicks elsewhere, but now that you’ve said there’s a defense of pedophilia?!? I have to go look exactly once to see which of you is full of shit and in what quantities.
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It also didn’t help that the movie spent half an hour with sidequests that were utterly irrelevant to the plot.
God no.
It’s got some cool parts, but it is overall super forgettable and lame.
I gotta read the books or whatever it came from because the world is what made 5th Element so awesome. They show you this tiny little glipse of an incredibly insane future, and I want to know more about it.
It is French Comic Book Series that has numerous volumes that were published over the course of 40ish years starting in the 1960s.
BWAHAHAHA
Absolutely not. The Fifth Element is one of the GOATS. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a steaming pile of Dogshit.
