In a war, you will:
- Dig a hole (trench)
- Have a final stand
- Slowly bleed to death
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
I see a disturbing lack of “building stuff”
- “surviving in a post apocalyptic world”
If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.
No electricity or running water gets old fast.
Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you’re supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they’re in the bathroom somewhere):
I’m about to dominate the end of the world.
Me, with already eating not enough + a sleep “schedule” all over the place: this new world might be big enough for both of us.
Hey, digging a hole goes beyond masculinity! It’s one of the few things that hasn’t changed with my transition, if there’s a hole to be dug, throw me a shovel.
Actually, the more I think on this as someone who wants bottom surgery, I think this compulsion may go even deeper…
…Keep looking. I don’t see “analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis” on the list yet.
I don’t know. Sounds like a hole to me.
- Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
- Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
- Exploring space
+1
THERE. ARE. 4. TYPES.
I was about to comment with a bunch of other fantasies but then I remembered I’m not a man
Idk who would go out bleeding in snow but I definitely would go dig holes! 😁
Pretty sure that middle one isn’t gendered.
mine is just sitting in a chair with a laptop, coffee, and vape. thats my fanta…oh wait i do that every day.
Guess I am not a male. None of these sound like a good time. Unless the hole being dug is my butthole.
Cis male FWIW (think of myself as an ally to all), nothing here appeals in any way, unless I’m digging a hobbit hole, and I’d rather a treehouse, and even more a solar boat…
Only 3 types? Nahh
