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SnokenKeekaGuard ( SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) M to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago

Wyr: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it?

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Wyr: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it?

SnokenKeekaGuard ( SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) M to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago
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  • Assassassin ( Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Option C: my toilet is an academic and critiques my eating habits

    • TranquilTurbulence ( TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Aroma was sufficiently powerful. Too little fiber, brown hue was disappointing. 2/10, would not recommend.

  • quediuspayu ( quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Question: does it have a way to letting me know?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard ( SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) OP
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      Yeah. It moans if it likes it, silent if it doesn’t

      • 667 ( 667@lemmy.radio ) 
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        TIL my toilet is sentient, and very unhappy.

      • quediuspayu ( quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        LOL. Fuck it, I’m using a chamber pot.

  • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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    Crave for sure. Is it weird? Yeah. But would I rather be part of a consensual interaction than a non-consensual one? Yeah.

  • archonet ( archonet@lemy.lol ) 
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    If my toilet were sentient, I choose option 3: I’m getting a new, non-sentient toilet.

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