Does that make it legal? Cool.
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I have ThinkPad at work which is pleasant enough to touch due to rubberised plastic but wanking with it sounds tricky because of how stiff it’s hinges are.
Doesn’t it have the ThinkPad rubber nipple™?
How else would you engage in a foreplay with your laptop?
Isn’t that the red one? At least there’s no excuse for not being able to find it.
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As per other crimes, only if you are rich.
No, but they can say that it was all Jim’s fault and then fire Jim.
“It was for our team-building circle jerk”
Pirating for personal satisfaction is legal ?
Well blimey !
Pirating is legal now for personal use? perfect.
downloading things has never been illegal in the us. that does not infringe on copyright ever. Uploading and sharing is copyright infringement, which is why torrenting is illegal (uploading while downloading)
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Me, an intellectual: same.
