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cm0002 ( cm0002@europe.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

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npm install

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  • GottaHaveFaith ( GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io ) 
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    11 months ago

    Installed 4239 packages 8000 severe vulnerabilities 200 packages looking for funding

    • jaybone ( jaybone@lemmy.zip ) 
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      But how else will I figure out if a value is true?

      • marius ( marius@feddit.org ) 
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        I bet there’s an online service for that

        • jaybone ( jaybone@lemmy.zip ) 
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          Oh right, I can avoid the full isTrue library implementation with its 8000 dependencies, and instead install the isTrue client, which uses the isTrue cloud service and its REST APIs. Soon it will be AI powered. Then I’ll really be able to tell for sure if my variable value is actually true or not.

          • Nomecks ( Nomecks@lemmy.ca ) 
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            You just call GPT and ask if it’s true. Get with the times!

          • vrek ( vrek@programming.dev ) 
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            Look, can I ask a favor? Can you take that, package it, and put it on npm so I can use it in my project?

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    Removed by mod

  • oopsallnaps ( oopsallnaps@piefed.ca ) 
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    always close your toilet lid before npm installing!

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum ( Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Forgot to make a salt circle to contain the evil.

  • hacktheegg ( hacktheegg@programming.dev ) 
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    Run the commands and ignore all of the outputs

    Nothing could go wrong :)

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