you can also bake one, which helps alleviate some of the guilt.
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You need a car… to buy cake…?
Yeah, it’s what American’s call freedom.
Opening hours would like to differ. Also your wallet.
And dia-beetus
As I showed elsewhere in this post, diabetes does not stop you from buying a cake. It doesn’t even stop you from eating it, it might just punish you later.
Ah, technically correct
The best kind of correct
Classic old joke:
Guy comes into a bakery, asks for a birthday cake, but has very specific instructions: it has to be German chocolate, with rich, creamy chocolate frosting. Also he wants it in the shape of an ‘S’, he’s very insistent on that.
And he’s gonna stand there and wait until his cake is ready, so they have to make it NOW!
So the baker mixes all the ingredients, pours it into pans, and while it bakes, with the guy watching him closely, he expertly prepares the frosting. Once the cake is done baking, he takes it out, and sculpts out the S shape, using frosting to hold it together. He then covers it in frosting, gives it a nice, professional looking texture, adds some icing rosettes, and even fashions a rose out of frosting.
The baker then presents the cake to the customer, to get his approval. “Is the’S’ shape to your liking?”
The guy says it looks great! So the baker brings out a cake box to pack the cake, but the customer stops him: “Don’t bother boxing it. I’ll be eating it here!”
I don’t get it, why the s shape?
I think the joke is that you wouldn’t expect someone to eat the cake immediately and all of the baker’s work making it look good is largely wasted. Why not just make a normal sheet cake? This doesn’t work as well because the original post primed us all to think about eating a cake by ourselves.
I wish there was vegan cake available 24/7 in walking distance. Actually, scratch that, I’d be dead already if it was.
Thanks for reminding me I bought cake this week and forgot to eat it.
I can literally walk and get cake. Get on my level.
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Don’t tell this trick to my doctor
After being in a public place I can see that most folks have their daily cake.
I could, but I would almost definitely get a tummy ache
Here is the winning mentality.
Oh yeah! I can do this!
… I mean, I’ll probably bounce a bill payment if I do, but I can do this!
Woo! Adulting!
Or you can get the ingredients to make a shitty cake yourself 😀
I can’t afford that either.
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake…
Diabetes will stop you
Yet we never do
