Why am I in this picture?
Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…
What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it’s own comic strip.
Ffmpeg is definitely in there too
It was used to deliver the comic to you in the first place.
Hehe. It took a dump this week too.
I am loving all the spoofs of this XKCD popping up lately
It’s not always sharks. Sometimes it’s Russian “trawler boats”
A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus … while telling everyone ‘THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!’
What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.
Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.
I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.
I needed to reinstall “basic typing” to work again (their advice is “delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana”)
Microsoft has gotten a lot of good will in recent years with a few moves:
- VS Code being good and open source
- TypeScript
- Buying Github and not immediately running it 8ntobthe ground
- Linux friendliness, WSL
- probably more that I’m forgetting
However as Windows 11 shows, they are still the 90s Microsoft in a good disguise. Also, fuck Azure.
Probably Excel and Word alongside the already mentioned things
With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.
Chefs kiss to the shark cable
My brain says the arrow goes the wrong way around if it’s supposed to open more, i might just be tired though.
No because the jack is also threaded the wrong way!
Terry is doing his best
Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.
I like how the rememes of this only get more complicated and less stable with time; hopefully this means the collapse is approaching, or else I’m learning forth for nothing!
I gotta say, I like the attitude of that guy, particularly with respect to funding. He’s blunt about “I would like to live off of my passion and the goodwill of others”, doesn’t do to the whole “support me on Patreon” spiel and straight up says “I’m looking for a rich philanthropist to fund my bare necessities, you’ll get gratitude and whatever I happen to produce in return but you won’t get to call shots.” It’s refreshingly honest.
Unfortunately, I’m neither rich nor particularly philanthropic (probably a byproduct of not being rich enough to afford it), but I wish him luck with his endeavour.
I keep meaning to learn Forth since reading the Wiz Biz books ages ago
Go team shark!
Accurate
