drinking porn and watching Pepsi
Whoa. Neat.
At the same time!
An average day for me!
Porpsi
You cant trick me, Mobilek is a phone in disguise and phone bad. Go read a book!
Your loss.
Book good.
Relatable.
… ohh, it took me a while but the alternative would have been “mobile-k” …
Also found these … prob to add the allotted data for the Mobilek to talk to his sky buddy Satilek.
@pmjv
Speak not of the mobilek… or mobilek will speak of youSometimes when I fall asleep, I let Mobilek whisper sweet lies into my ear.
Hot!
I already have a PalmPilot, why would I need this?
Are you good friends with your PalmPilot?
Let’s just say we are making our own porn.
I need to take by mobilek to the penguin shop in the city.
To get a vintage Mobilek case?
Exactly!
And install a few things.
Secret, illegal thighs the megamatacorps don’t want you to have.
Thank you for creating content
Sent from my Mobilek
I love the MOBILEK word
It was actually a contender for Oxford’s Word of The Year!
Winner should have been
Thank you for making JEFF K. :( content!
My pleasure :(
Mmmm great content - ironically also viewed on my own mobilek.
It’s not irony, it’s the way of friendship! Thanks for engaging with my content!
The pornography feature got me hooked, but idk … say, is it lunduke free?
What you watch on your mobilek is between you, it, and 42 thousand advertising partners!
Thank you for creating Pepsi ™ content!
Always happy to!
kafka content? on my funhole?
Yeah!
Thank you for creating telecommunications content!
Sure thing!
You can’t put a traditional computer in a pocket…
You lack imagination on various pocket sizes!
Of all the 13 standard pocket sizes, I can imagine most, and none of them would fit a traditional computer :(
Wtf you can imagine almost all 13? How?
I have a graphic memory!
Wouldn’t somerhing like the Asus Eee-701 fit in a large povket?
Not with that attitude!
@pmjv And that’s what makes smartphones so evil and cringe and horrible?
I don’t think they are either. I love my Mobilek.
