“Now listen here, you little shit: You didn’t create the manufacturing base that produced that enameled bathtub with your little non-prehensile pectoral fins, nor did you purchase or install it. You’re in my tub, and you owe me more than two fiddy in rent, buddy!”

Tree fiddy?

That’s fair. I have no idea what that other asshole is talking about.

Think I’m being catfished here…