high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly
Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.
First accurate depiction of drunkness I’ve ever seen. This image had me going for a sec
Baby? … slow down! … and stop moving!
Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making
“Wow, you look like an angel.”
the crazy eye
Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣
More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you’re back four hours later than you said you would be, and you’re drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you’re lying down already?)
Wait is that why the face looks like this?
Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn’t drink, that was completely lost on me lol.
Double vision sucks.
On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.
