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GargleBlaster ( GargleBlaster@feddit.org )  to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • marighost ( marighost@piefed.social ) 
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    I shit at home, but then I shit in the office. Then maybe I’ll shit again after lunch. Boss makes a doller, after all.

  • 0ops ( 0ops@piefed.zip ) 
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    I take two shits in the morning. I take two shits at night.

    • fascicle ( fascicle@leminal.space ) 
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      9 months ago

      Why not just one and done

  • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    The “normal” range of pooing is wild, fibre accounts for some but it’s like up to 6 times a day to once every 2 days.

    I am a certified 4-8’er after switching to a vegan diet. The idea of struggling out a 2 dayer like you’re wrestling a neutronium anaconda with your pelvic floor horrifies me.

    • Uiop ( Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Have you heard of beans?

      • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        I eat beans every meal

    • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      8 months ago

      and i’m one of the people who seem to occupy that entire range, somehow

      • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Ah IBS

        • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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          no my digestion is fine, i never have any pain. I think it’s largely been caused by me eating vastly varying amounts of fibre, as it seems to be getting a lot more reliable these days and i’ve gotten better at making sure every meal has some fibre.

  • Sunsofold ( Sunsofold@lemmings.world ) 
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    Bonjour? Pooping is a parting, surely.

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