So one could live in Springfield, American Overseas Territories, Kingdom of Denmark.
Sounds grandiloquent.
And once again DK colonizes a place full of ICE
If America becomes a Danish territory and they don’t call it Vinland I will be very disappointed
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yes I know Vinland was actually in modern-day Canada
Alternative proposal: European reset

Alternative alternative proposal: reconstiution of precolonial ownership and power structures.
Why would Demark want a land of fat dumb people. Have you been to Denmark?
Kamelåså!
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Yes, but we’re at least 15% less dumb!
Not even close, porky.

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I can’t interpret data.
You have now officially been roasted because I have told you.
The US isn’t even in the top ten most obese countries.
Thanks to Ozempic by Danish company Novo Nordisk.
About 12% of the American population use it.
That’s roughly 40 million Americans being dependent on the goodwill of a country that Trump is threatening to attack with military…
You realize that hasn’t been out long, right? The studies were performed before that was made available to the public.
It’s been on the market for about 9 years.
It was approved in the US about 9 years ago. It takes time for it to then become available. Regardless, it didn’t become available for weight loss until 2021, and there were shortages of it so it was not widely available.
Dankmark
As long as they give the natives back more land and control in this country, I’ll gladly accept if this were to happen. Hell, I’d even try my best to learn Danish.
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I’d also be more than fine if Hawaii was given back to the native Hawaiians as well. As in they start off by basically having an actual functioning 1 country 2 systems set up for a while until they’re ready to decouple from us.
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It makes sense since the states are next to it.
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