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- canada@lemmy.ca
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Fuck you trump. Let’s see how well the US does without us.
I despise this fucking guy.
Not true reporting, what Trump actually said was:
“Mmmmm0h argh, Canannadah bigly, slurring slurrsserrs ag oag ARNOLD PALMERS GIANT COCK.”
Then proceeded to shit himself
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements,”
Mark no fren no more 😄
Dumb motherfucker.
Ok boomer, tell us more about the big unfair Swiss watches and your fifa peace prize. Maybe drink your special brain milk.
Don’t forget the Rump phone as well. Oh wait what Dump phone? The putrid, vile child molester just straight out ripped everyone off.
I’m on the side of Canada if we do anything stupid. As are most people with a functioning brain. I’d kill Americans to prevent them from hurting Canadians any day.
There are so many internal threats to the US from a Canadian invasion.
- Canadians living in the US, estimates put that number around 800k or so.
- Canadians travelling in the US, at least another couple hundred thousand, could be more at certain times of the year.
- Americans who used to be Canadian, probably more than the PR number to be honest.
- Americans with direct Canadian ties, millions.
- Americans with significant Canadian sympathies, tens of millions.
Then there’s the Canadians who would sneak into the US during such an event, either for safety or to cause problems. No functional amount of US military presence could protect any useful amount of it, and once across the border blending in is super fucking easy.
Then we’ll just recreate 1812 and burn the White House down after we evacuate all the people.
It wouldn’t be quite as bad as a full US civil war, but it would be damn close.
I think that if this does go down, any American who does fight for Canada should get Canadian citizenship with all the benefits that entails (healthcare).
He’ll be less pouty after his nappy-nap time during the next cabinet briefing.
I wish Trump would die because of Canada.
