To the dismay of my mother, I picked up speech habits from my sergeant major father.

So … quite often.

Quite a bit. I worked retail for so long, I still use my “retail filter” when I’m around folks I don’t want to hear me swear (mostly my in-laws, they are so sweet).

Retail filter is where you can be professional on the sales floor, then as soon as you go into the stock room all the profane language comes out. Then the filter returns as soon as you walk on the sales floor again.

I don’t🌸

A lot.

Possibly too much.

Depends who I’m around and what mood I’m in

fuckloads

Enough to count as a pirate :3