Sometimes I still see job postings that are like “MUST KNOW OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING” and I’m wondering who in 2026 isn’t at least passably familiar with it.
But then again I also see job posts that are like “must know Java or JavaScript”
in 2026 you really have to ask an employer what they mean by object oriented programming in the interview. do they mean a methodology of organizing pure functional code into actors and message busses? do they mean imperitive code that’s interacted with through generic interfaces as with python? or do they mean javascipt style OOP where you define classes to organize your imperitive code within a functional language without any concern for the generic interfaces this could hypothetically enable?
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Considering most people only know procedural programming and are calling it functional/objective…
Object.property = theft;
sieze(worker, ObjectFactory.meansOfProduction);
Fuck OOP all my homies use DOD.
Department of defense?
It’s DoW now, baby. And apparently, it’s over 50,000!
This but unironically
And then the code has removed your whole database.
