This was from official Microslop documentation https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow
Thank god we are going opposite to the Tim direction
Tirm
Yeah, Fuck Tim
The 15yo “source” for the sloppy plagiarism: https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
You gotto love how the AI took the axis on the left, was confused enough from its tail that it thought it must be pointing in the opposite direction to development flow and then went “welp if it is going in the other direction, the label “time” must be a typo. Ima make it Tim the time traveller instead”. Ofcourse none of it happened like this, but I would like to imagine that it did.
Wow, it stole it badly enough that it might not count as copyright infringement in court, but it also stole it badly enough that it isn’t useful at all.
I really hope “morging continvoucly” becomes a meme and is used to mock microsoft forever
git Morge perfec t flow for put code in to re\lease! inside very Bronch and Featue code morge continvoucly put code in Git Morge. no problems ever in gitt morge because good Flow and Barnch for code morge conflict of big code releas. Agit Morge yes a place for a code put code in git morge can trust Tirm for giveing good morge to code. friend morge
Wish I hadn’t read this while drinking my tea.
I know this is a meme but what is it from
I based it on the pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in pasta
Thats the one, thank you!
No worries! pelcan Mouth perfec t meme for make snowclone of.
:3
From 1985 when plutonium was pure and future considered 2015.
To be honest, what I’m most mad about isn’t the typoes, it’s that someone generated this image and figured, yeah alright, that will clear things up.
On some level you want to believe that even if someone does not come up with a proper concept for a visualization, that they still check what the AI shat out, so that it’s at the very least not conceptually wrong and not confusing.
This image isn’t just shitty, it’s actively worse than having no visualization. They could’ve generated that, chuckled, and not used it. Just how do you blunder your perception check so badly that you decide to include it anyways?
There is the decades-old adage:
Incorrect documentation is worse than no documentation.
That’s why I never comment my code. The documentation is in the
.hfiles. The “h” means “help”.That is exactly the problem. I understand people using AI to make things. I don’t understand blindly publishing AI slop without verifying it’s correct.
Everybody using genAI has to understand that AI will often be wrong, and frequently ridiculous, and that it’s up to you to ensure that what you deliver is correct.
And because nobody likes to review other people’s work (most people are terrible and sloppy reviewers), it’s better to put yourself in the center: have AI propose ideas or review the result, but you make the thing. That’s how you ensure everything passes through your hands.
That is likely because depending on AI makes you gradually less and less likely to cross-check and verify stuff. For some the whole appeal is the belief that they can get the answer/product they want in a second, ready to go out of the box and without having to spend any mental energy.
Even without considering the typos, the diagram is incomprehensible with all these arrows pointing in every direction and textboxes placed randomly. I had to look at the original to understand it.
I feel it’s a bad sign that I’m saving this meme for use at work
Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in.
And Microsoft stole it from a different developer, who posted it back in 2011… and then ran it through Copilot without even checking it thoroughly before adding it to training documentation.
Remember when morgius morged all over those guys?
Tim is going backwards in time
Major featue UwU
I peed myself
