Going to become insanely OP when I find a way to make myself immune to radiant damage.
Plumbum Armour, but I’m concerned about the movement…
When you’re doing 30d12 to everything within line of sight, movement penalties become less of a concern.
Let my enemies behold their slowly-approaching, inevitable doom!
And the reduction of your Intelligence stat after you wear it
Lead lined armour with tinted lead crystal face shield, lead woven gambeson and skull cap… you can’t have any gaps.
As a boring killjoy D&D rules lawyer, I might point out that this will definitely lead to “them” winning, since you are killed when you attune, and therefore can never deal the 1d8 bludgeoning + 30d12 radiant damage.
Isn’t attuning only for magic properties that you have to activate? The post seems to treat it like something it just does, like a silver weapon.
I’m not aware of any nonmagical items that require attunement, so I think that point also stands. If you were to use such an item without attunement and it were magic, you would do the bludgeoning damage and not the radiant damage.
Past a certain point death is a formality in d&d, so I don’t think that’s true.
I thought death broke attunement, and you had to reattune after being resurrected?
You are right, forgot about that. But someone else mentioned already it’s nonmagical so i guess the attunement caveat is just for flavour
Yeah. For sure I’m rules-lawyering something exclusively meant to be humorous, rather than actually intended to be used in-game.
This reminds me that there’s a quick reference in the Mage Errant series that one of the most powerful characters in the world actively hunts down and exterminates anyone who shows an elemental affinity to a “poisonous yellow stone”, fearing it’s power and potential for unintended harm to the user and those around them.
If you carried it long enough, you’d have a pretty good chance of gaining a mutation that prevents HP loss from the cancer cells.
I love this so much. I have to figure out a way to work this into my next session.
A video ontopic to such weapons: https://youtu.be/0sjctSy0vL4
If we were still on Reddit, I would link r/explainthejoke. What is this about?
Oh. Yeah. That just screams Darwin Award.
What if I wore lead armor?
