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Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago

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Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech ( ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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    Here are some of the missing pixels:
    code poetry dress

    • Speiser0 ( Speiser0@feddit.org ) 
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      Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say “look, I can count to 10”.

      Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don’t think so.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech ( ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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        #define unlocked endl
        

        Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke

      • A_norny_mousse ( A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ) 
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        deleted by creator

    • A_norny_mousse ( A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ) 
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      int personality = sizeof(goals);

      Feels a bit simplified to me.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech ( ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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        You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is

        int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]);
        

        To get the length of an array in C, it’s necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element!

        BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you’re bored.

    • Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ) OP
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      You’ve found them.

  • LasseKB ( LasseKB@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    The existence of business casual implies the existence of business competitive

    • Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ) OP
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      The same with casual sex…

  • chirospasm ( chirospasm@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Something something I see sharp dress

    C# dress something something

    • gen/Eric Computers ( generic_computers@lemmy.zip ) 
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      'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a C#-dressed man

  • henfredemars ( henfredemars@infosec.pub ) 
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    I always thought my casual was actually business because of the collared work shirt. Are you telling me I need a jacket or some sort of overcoat for it to actually be business?

    • homoludens ( homoludens@feddit.org ) 
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      The “jeans and (white) shirt” tier seems to be missing.

    • CrypticCoffee ( CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Polo shirts aren’t smart. Folk play tennis in them and the collar is floppy AF. They look scruffier than plain round neck T-shirt.

      • ViatorOmnium ( ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ) 
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        Is the business a tech company or a bank?

        • CrypticCoffee ( CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml ) 
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          I mean, if it’s a bank, they’ve probably got some BS dress policy and it’s chinos, shirt, shoes.

          • ViatorOmnium ( ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ) 
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            And on most tech companies, “clothed” counts as business casual. Chinos with sneakers and a t-shirt is a way of saying you are looking to be promoted to a management role.

            • BartyDeCanter ( BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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              Almost every tech company I’ve worked at has had a “Investors are coming, dress up” day. And when asked what “dress up” meant they said, “wear one of the more recent company branded t-shirt/hoodies we gave out”.

  • Korhaka ( Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    TIL my idea of casual is actually ultra casual. That is pretty much what I wear at work in summer. In winter I would switch to trousers and add a jumper.

    • Venator ( Venator@lemmy.nz ) 
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      And my idea of ultra casual is actually shut in casual 😅

      In winter I’d switch to sweatpants and a hoodie.

      Also how is it ultra casual when he’s still wearing shoes…

  • hitstun ( hitstun@feddit.online ) 
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    a model wearing Svaha's JavaScript dress from several years ago

    Does Svaha’s old JavaScript dress fare better? I wish I could find a better source.

  • luciole (they/them) ( luciole@beehaw.org ) 
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    something something programming socks

  • TheEighthDoctor ( TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Black tie is when you dress like the waiters

  • NannerBanner ( NannerBanner@literature.cafe ) 
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    I’m so confused. Business casual has always meant nice pants, button down shirt, but no tie or overcoat where I’ve been. I’ve also never seen the distinction between ultra casual and casual… maybe ‘work casual’ compared to ‘casual.’

  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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    What, “ultra /casual”. That’s just summer atire.

    • NigelFrobisher ( NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 
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      Ultra casual is going around the house in just your trolleys.

  • jol ( jol@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    God, modern male fashion is boring.

  • A_norny_mousse ( A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ) 
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    A code dress with dress code.

  • unwarlikeExtortion ( unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Love how all of the ones labeled as “tie” have a bowtie, yet the only one with an “actual” tie is not a “tie” one

  • silasmariner ( silasmariner@programming.dev ) 
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    Is that Jen? It looks a lot like her but I suck at facial recognition

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