Genius
For those wondering, yes, that was a real issue submitted. There are other issues, and they are great.
Pure gold
Owner does not plan on getting their brain to function properly
Privacy-First: No cameras required - uses WiFi signals for pose detection
That’s not how privacy works.
We won’t film you having sex, we will just know that you are having sex, at what time and whether if on the bed or on the kitchen counter. Oh and we can also map the positions you prefer but that is fine.
I have a visceral “AI” sensor that triggers when I see these:
“Rust Implementation (v2)”
“Performance Benchmarks (Validated)”
Human beings don’t self-validate explicitly like that. AI loves doing it.
You generate code, there’s a bug, you ask for a fix, your AI of choice will always output with:
*** Fix build issue ***
*** End fix ***
and then call it “Version 2 (Validated)”.
Sometimes it’s more subtle, but you can feel it, it loves adding “confirmed”, “working”, “validated”.
My sensor is much simpler. If I see emoji in headings or bulleted lists, I assume it’s shit. It might be AI slop, or it might just be kids getting overexcited with the little pictures, but both deserve suspicion and scrutiny.
If a bunch of the emoji don’t even make sense it can get in the bin.
This comment is so true 🚀🚀🚀
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I like putting the little pictures in my readmes sometimes. In my biologically generated repositories. Please don’t discriminate against neat little pictures you can just put in text 🐑.
Your whimsy hurts me
me too!
admittedly imo they are being overused now though
👉: mission acquired
👊: bugs squashed
👍: code validated
👏: congratulations on this exquisite piece of software
✍️: ready to do more!
Also the repo image
“I’m confident in my solution.”
Alarm bells.
All of YC got bamboozled by this slop.
Throughput metrics
Phase Sanitization 67-85 Melem/s
😆
(Turns out it does exist! But it’s just a chemical https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melem )
I think it’s meant to be short for Mega-elements, so millions of elements.
Maybe the bot was just being sarcastic
Forgot to put “make sure the project compiles” in his .md files. What an amateur.
anyone gonna cop the $1500 hour session for agentic engineering
Performance Benchmarks (Validated) yup, 100% totally validated. It’s like when you buy something thats wayy too cheap for what it should be off of Temu and it shows up with a QC and Validation card that they clearly just print on a large sheet and cut down that says QC OK
Oh the fancy ones are separate bits of paper. Mostly they print a qc check with a tick right onto the packaging
“production ready” sure you are
Everyone’s talking about the different things that give it away and here I am with “WiFi dense human pose…” wtf
My impostor syndrome suddenly vanished :)
Apparently, these stars indicate that this is a good joke.
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It is true when the repo is of consequence. Repos with ~20K stars generally have ~1000 open issues. But I assume even if not bots, people starring this could be trigger happy from AI coding and star everything that is related to vibe coding.
“In the fast-paced world of artificial intelligence, I’m constantly finding new ways to harness the power of technology. One of the most captivating aspects of AI models like GPT is their ability to “hallucinate” – generating completely new ideas and concepts that go beyond mere data processing. This capability underscores AI’s potential to create, not just analyze.”
First time I am seeing someone sell hallucination as a “feature not a bug”
Amazing
