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cm0002 ( cm0002@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · vor 8 Monaten

Pride Versioning

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Pride Versioning

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cm0002 ( cm0002@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · vor 8 Monaten
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  • LadyMeow ( LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Well that explains why I’m on version

    0.0.7899999999998765

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      • Dalvoron ( Dalvoron@lemmy.zip ) 
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        Most of the mistakes they have to fix are incorrect version numbering.

      • LadyMeow ( LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        AI slop bbyyyyyyy!!!

        • BananaOnionJuice ( BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          Weak humans would use 250 million years, strong AI can slop it in 1 year.

          /S

      • Valmond ( Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        I have seen people just add '9’s to it, so to not upgrade the minor, so 2.6.997 gets 2.6.9997 and so on

        Some people cannot math.

        • grrgyle ( grrgyle@slrpnk.net ) 
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          Wow a little bit of math is a dangerous thing

      • Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        !theydidthemath@mander.xyz

      • durinn ( emotional_soup_88@programming.dev ) 
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        And here I was holding my breath for the legendary 0.0.7899999999998766. Thanks for ruining all my dreams.

      • mrgoosmoos ( mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ) 
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        that’s with the assumption that the smallest increment was used every time

        I sometimes increment things by adding the next decimal place

        note: I am not a developer, just a dude making tools at work. but I somehow always end up incrementing something now and then from 1.21 to 1.211 because I wanted to avoid the “1.21 new actually newest” situation and bumping to 1.22 didn’t make sense. it’s like temporary versioning for me, WIP files

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          • mrgoosmoos ( mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ) 
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            so I actually use various different systems depending on my mood that day.

            maybe I add a dash, maybe I use another decimal, maybe I use alpha characters.

            none of it matters because they’re wiped out a few hours later

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          Sub version tags make sense but for the the love of pie if you’re going to use a number at least separate it from the others, like 1.21-1

      • gandalf_der_12te ( gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        no it’s more like Copy of New File (2)_final

        They go up to version 0.0.8, 0.0.9, then they go to 0.0.91, 0.0.92, … 0.0.99, 0.0.991, …

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      You need to cast that float.

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