Hear me out here: Kobolds.
Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat
This is brilliant.
Let me tell you about Goblins.
I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
If they didn’t get all the extra time, elves would never get anything done
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat
I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.
Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…
The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read
FOR CARL!
What’s with the quote at the bottom right?
