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Meldrik ( meldrik@lemmy.wtf ) M to WTF@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 8 months ago

The solution to long-distance relationships? A virtual kissing machine

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The solution to long-distance relationships? A virtual kissing machine

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Meldrik ( meldrik@lemmy.wtf ) M to WTF@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • AllNewTypeFace ( AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ) 
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  • qjkxbmwvz ( qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) 
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

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      Came here to post this. Back to the 90s we gooooo.

  • heyWhatsay ( heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ) 
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    Remember to wash it regularly after “kissing”

  • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ) 
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    Everything needs to be online these days - you used to be able to hire a person, kiss them however you wanted to kiss your SO, & they would deliver that kiss exactly alike to your SO.

    • Vex_Detrause ( Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca ) 
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      It’s this a thing? Hmmm.

      • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ) 
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        Either that or my local past office really really likes me.

        • toynbee ( toynbee@piefed.social ) 
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          In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist’s office. However, because history features heavily in that town’s history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

          A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to “put something in a slot,” only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I’m pretty sure he was joking.

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    Big Bang Theory should get a cut of this, looks almost like the one Howard made

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    https://news.sky.com/story/the-solution-to-long-distance-relationships-a-virtual-kissing-machine-12822054

  • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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    This will be (read: has already been) used by someone to give themselves head

    • toynbee ( toynbee@piefed.social ) 
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      Like Marilyn Manson?

      • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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        With less rib removal

  • the_wizard_of_0Z ( the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca ) 
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    I bet there will be suck and fuck robots for soldiers oneday… if they are not already doing it with themselves.

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