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cm0002 ( cm0002@libretechni.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 months ago

Getting rejected

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Getting rejected

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cm0002 ( cm0002@libretechni.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • LiveLM ( LiveLM@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Send a CV
    Never hear back
    …success???

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      cat your_glorious_cv.md > /dev/null
      
    • Airfried ( Airfried@piefed.social ) 
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      That’s the default in Germany in every single branch and I hate it. You won’t hear back from 4/5 applications.

      • Johanno ( Johanno@feddit.org ) 
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        Well it was a few years ago, but I had a response rate of 30%

        However one response of rejection was amazing. Almost one year later I got the mail.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum ( Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Don’t forget to add the assignments that take days.

  • weimaraner_of_doom ( weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social ) 
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    Going through this right now.

    Side note: what the hell kinda George Costanza level lies are you people telling to get hired in this market? 17 years of experience with AI? It’s 17 years of experience with AI isn’t it.

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊 ( AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ) 
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    The Fix:
    Syndicalism&Labour—Arthur Clay

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    Send a CV with Java experience

    HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans

    Get rejected as CV is “obviously fake”

    Repeat

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