- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Send a CV
Never hear back
…success???cat your_glorious_cv.md > /dev/nullThat’s the default in Germany in every single branch and I hate it. You won’t hear back from 4/5 applications.
Well it was a few years ago, but I had a response rate of 30%
However one response of rejection was amazing. Almost one year later I got the mail.
Don’t forget to add the assignments that take days.
Going through this right now.
Side note: what the hell kinda George Costanza level lies are you people telling to get hired in this market? 17 years of experience with AI? It’s 17 years of experience with AI isn’t it.
The Fix:

Send a CV with Java experience
HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans
Get rejected as CV is “obviously fake”
Repeat



