Do I smell an ignobel in the wind?
No, the smell you smell is just my counter going up.
Tushay!
I’ll see myself out.
Finger, toes. My wife’s fingers and probably 5 or 6 of her toes. My neighbor’s fingers and toes if there were beans in the chili.
Just one finger, it resets on pull.
I hope the subscription includes AI chatbot on app answering all my fart related questions
Not our brainfarts. Checkmate, atheist!
This is an art form, people, let’s have some respect. The most famous Flatulist, or Fartiste, was Le Petomane, and there is currently a Flatulist named Mr. Methane, who claims to be the only current professional Fartiste, although we all know talented amateurs.
Video of Le Petomane in action
Clearly, comedy has evolved since then.
Finally I can unplug the kazoo from my ass.
“We just genuinely don’t know. Isn’t that funny? [In] 2026 we don’t know if people are farting at night or not.”
That’s dumb. Anybody who’s married knows that people fart in their sleep, you just can’t tell her or she’ll get pissed.
I know I do because I fart myself awake
