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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai ( Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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Now listen here you little shit

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Now listen here you little shit

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai ( Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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    Yes, and so can most experienced developers. In fact unmaintainable human-written code is more often caused by organisational dysfunctions than by lack of individual competence.

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      Not in my case. I dont write spaghetti code, i write fettuchini code

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        I want to write gnocchi code, where each little nugget is good on its own and they still blend together perfectly in the sauce. But I still end up with mashed potato-code if I don’t watch myself.

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      Yes. But the important thing is that now disfunctional organizations have access to tools to write unmaintainable code really fast.

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      Every bad decision in my code bases were because I didn’t have enough time to do things the right way

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