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Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

Can someone help pls?

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Can someone help pls?

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  • Bazell ( Bazell@lemmy.zip ) 
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    This should be a new challenge where you write code so bad that AI cannot even guess what it should do.

    • _edge ( _edge@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Perl?

      • JasonDJ ( JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ) 
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        It would have to be a more obscure, archaic language that’s barely even spoken of on the internet.

        I asked ChatGPT once about their proficiency in languages, both human and computer. They responded that they are most proficient in English and Python, largely because they are the most written/documented languages on the internet.

        I forgot where it ranked other languages…I think it said it was pretty decent in Mandarin and most latin-derived tongues. I uninstalled the app so not about to go through my chats with it and try to find it.

        However, ChatGPT is known to write in ways to appease the user, and I’ve almost exclusively spoken to it in English and asked it python questions.

        I do wonder if somebody who primarily used ChatGPT in, say, French, and account history had a lot of C questions, if it would answer differently.

        • RamenJunkie ( RamenJunkie@midwest.social ) 
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          ChatGPT can’t construct LSL (Linden Scripting Language that runs Second Life) code for shit in my experience. Maybe try that.

      • psud ( psud@aussie.zone ) 
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        Chat GPT can work in perl. It has eaten the entire CPAN so had had a lot of examples

    • atopi ( atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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      time to start using 🅿🅸🅴🆃 again

  • Sunsofold ( Sunsofold@lemmings.world ) 
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    But, ChatGPT… I got this code from chatGPT.

    • DragonTypeWyvern ( DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 
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      “AND I DID MY BEST–OKAY”

  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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    But you wrote this shit yesterday.

  • Master_Increase_4625 ( Master_Increase_4625@indie-ver.se ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • ZoteTheMighty ( ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ) 
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    You should use GPT 5. According to Sam Altman, it’s like talking to a professional in the field.

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      According to me, I’m the smartest person to ever have lived.

    • Fifrok ( Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Shovel salesman tells goldminer his shovel is the best for gold digging

  • zwerg ( zwerg@feddit.org ) 
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    Maybe this career is not for you…

  • scientuslatens ( scientuslatens@infosec.pub ) 
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    Is this the chatbot equivalent of “you spelled the word so wrong, even autocorrect can’t help you”?

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