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btaf45 ( btaf45@midwest.social )  to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 7 months ago

Top Trump Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before.

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Top Trump Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before.

www.theguardian.com

btaf45 ( btaf45@midwest.social )  to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 7 months ago
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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
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‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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  • TheReturnOfPEB ( TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ) 
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    That’s just fancy talk for an addiction to dissassociative drugs like ketamine in my opinion.

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      I’ve tripped on dissociatives a bunch and never teleported anywhere

      • SeductiveTortoise ( SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ) 
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        I’ve been wondering how I got where I was on weed or alcohol though.

        • village604 ( village604@adultswim.fan ) 
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          For sure. I’m betting it was just an alcohol blackout, because memory recall was always crystal clear after a trip.

      • TheReturnOfPEB ( TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ) 
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        Which drugs did you take ? And what are Republican fundraisers like ?

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          DXM, also known as robotripping. The out of body experience was fun, but memory was never an issue in the 50+ times I did it. And I did obscene amounts.

          And I’d rather die than go to a Republican fundraiser

          My guess is he just blacked out from drinking.

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    So he gets blackout drunk and drives to Waffle House.

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    When you’re off your head on some narcotic it probably does feel like you’ve been teleported

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