Doobie (real name)
Doober
Boober
Bubber
Bub
Doobus Goobus
Doobius Maximus
Doober Boober Super Pooper
Asshole
Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)
Cat tax
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Arschkopf
TF did she do to deserve that
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my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he’s naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol
frederick beauregard (when he’s naughty)
Hah, I wonder how common that is. Had a foster cat named Ham, or Hampson for long, but we’d call him Hampson Jones when he wasn’t listening, and Hampson Jones Beauregard when he’s being naughty
This is Roogie, short for Arugula. Roogie becomes Roog Boog. Or Roogie Boogie. Or Roogbert.
Or if he’s feeling spicy he’s Roogiberto.
*edited formating.
Not in my case.
The cat: Splotchy
The nicknames: Terrorist, Mr Right-in-the-way, What Are You Doing, and Kee-tonThe cat: Domino
The nicknames: Goth girl, Princess, Sweet-pea, Miss Fluffy PantsI have a note file on my phone with names I’ve caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it’s currently 26 lines long.
Ooh, that’s a great idea to keep a list like that. I may have to steal that idea from you! (If I can remember, lol)
Daisy (real name)
Daisykins
Daisy-waisy
Daizer
Diesel
Doof, Doofy, or Doofus
Dingus
Deezer
I’m looking for a good chance to get her with a “deez nuts”.
molena is her name. shmolena shmlail shmlain baine shmolena baina and then i normally call her a good girl
Maggie, aka Maggie Moo, or Moo, Mooster, Moo-Diggity and several other variations. The ultimate form is Moodelayheehoo
Freddie, Fred, Ferd, Frodo, Froodlehopher
Banjo, aka Beebs, Beebie Jeebie, Beanie Jeanie, and ultimately Bibbertyjibbert
Todd, Toddster, Tupelo, T-Dangles, and Toodleoo.
Juniper, Juney, June bug, Joonie boonie, June Buggie. (Ultimate form unknown. She’s new.)
Leo (real name)
Leonardo
DiCaprio
DaVinci (I string the previous three together when I need to use his government name. Leonardo DiCaprio DaVinci, get down!!)
Scar (Was supposed to be his name because of a giant scar that went down the back of his neck. The story is his mother caught him acting up and got a little too rough with discipline. Left a big scar from the back of his head down his neck. Poor puppy.)
Calibo (Some gibberish my brother calls him every once in a while.)
My beagle girls name is Fancy Pants. Her full name is Princesss Fancy Pants “Silly Bonks” of House Cuddlepup and her many nicknames include fancy girl, fancy beagle, fancy lady, fancy princess, fancy removed, cuddle pants, snuggle pants, zoomy pants, grumpy pants, sleepy pants, wiggle pants, doofus, dingus, stinky, stinky dingus, and cutie snoot. My boss calls her “the beeg.”
My cat’s name is Sky, absolutely nobody calls him Sky, he is kitty cat
My current cats are Tiabeanie and Rayla.
Tiabeanie is known as bean, bean sprout, sprout town, bean town, beanie baby, beanie butt, baby butt, sproutsalot, lil booger bean, tiny butt, and lady meows.
Rayla is known as Ray-bay (used to be “Ray-be” like baby, but it sounds like rabies), Rayla banana, banana, bananajam, stinky butt, and various other things when she’s annoying which is an absolute ton. I wouldn’t say banana is in any way related to Rayla name-wise, I started using it as a joke “because banana rhymes with Rayla!” (It doesn’t at all, for you ESL folks)
