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cm0002 ( cm0002@lemmings.world )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability

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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability

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Attached: 2 images IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github
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  • Riskable ( riskable@programming.dev ) 
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    This is what happens to nearly every business Microsoft buys or invest in. They’re the enshittiers.

    Sony is a close second, BTW 😁

    • mesa ( mesamunefire@piefed.social ) 
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      Cloudflare has been pretty bad too lately. Its like the big companies are not even trying anymore. And if a real war broke out…their facilities are all centralized and VERY easy to target. Keeps me up at night sometimes since a vast majority of services at work are all on central servers.

      In theory the internet self corrects. But in practice, if AWS/Cloudflare/MS/etc…goes down, a LOT of other services you dont even know about are effected. Last AWS issue took down Azure as well as people were scrambling to get servers back up and running (among other things).

      • [deleted] ( snooggums@piefed.world ) 
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        Who needs external malicious actors when you jam AI into your workflow?

    • Hnery ( haerrii@feddit.org ) 
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      Ah the classic EEE strategy: Embrace, expand, enshittify.

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      Sony is a close second, BTW

      Do you have any examples? I’m not familiar with any major acquisitions Sony has made. Afaik the “acquire company, fire everyone, and run the business into the ground” strategy is mostly an American phenomenon.

      • Munkisquisher ( Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ) 
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        Sony pictures just closed Pixelmondo after running it further into the ground

  • Hudell ( Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    There’s two nines there: “95 issues in last 90 days”

    • ol_capt_joe ( ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee ) 
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      Nein Nein Nein!

    • massive_bereavement ( massive_bereavement@fedia.io ) 
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      and a partridge in a pear tree

    • Deebster ( Deebster@infosec.pub ) 
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      https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/116335209525412306

  • zqwzzle ( zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Technically still 9’s just in the wrong places.

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    What? I see two nines!

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      picard.jpeg

  • MoonRaven ( MoonRaven@feddit.nl ) 
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    I see two nines there.

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    Low to average reliability is fine if the service is cheap, and if that avoid the need for backup diesel generators in datacenters.

    I doubt this applied to Github:

    Microsoft to use diesel-fired generators as backup power for data centers

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    Boss, we still have two nines!

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