I’d pull up the Arch Linux wiki and hold them captive.
What is the “or else” here? Is this someone armed? Need more info and ten minutes to plan the agenda. Do you know what type of learners they are?
I’d gray rock them, because I refuse to contribute to their social media content.
I’d teach them something.
What would you teach them?
Probably box breathing as a start, or how to do binary arithmetic. Maybe an mnemonic for remembering the names of the Great Lakes.
Something as in anything or something as in some specific thing?
Anything
They’d have to specify something because if I were to pick something at random it might be something they already know, then I wouldn’t be teaching them anything I’d just be personsplaining to them. Although I could be certain that they hadn’t thought of the ramifications of saying “teach me something”, so you could say that simply by bringing this up I would be teaching them something.
shrugs
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