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RmDebArc_5 ( RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago

I'd watch a movie about that

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I'd watch a movie about that

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RmDebArc_5 ( RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • eodur ( eodur@piefed.social ) 
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    I thought this was programmer humor, not programmer horror

  • Otter ( otter@lemmy.ca ) 
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    rm -rf *
    
    git add -A
    git commit -m "oops."
    
    rm -rf .git
    git init
    git add .
    git commit -m "bye."
    
    git push origin main --force
    
    • black_flag ( black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      rm-ing .git isn’t gonna work cuz you’ll have to re-add the remotes.

      • Otter ( otter@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Oh good point 🤦

        So maybe instead, we can clear all local + remote branches and tags, create a blank branch, delete main, rename the blank branch to main, then delete .git

        Although the OP says that we can merge anything, and we might not have access to mess with branches

    • Otter ( otter@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I’m not sure about the git history wipe, I can’t test it myself right now

      • Midnitte ( Midnitte@beehaw.org ) 
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        Just test it on production, you could do it right now

        • Otter ( otter@lemmy.ca ) 
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          Goodbye fedecan.ca

  • ZoteTheMighty ( ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Unironically I think this is my only shot at getting past our code debt.

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      It didn’t say anything about wiping previous debt

    • Miaou ( Miaou@jlai.lu ) 
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      Wdym you don’t like waiting 3 weeks for a code owner to approve a 1 line change?

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        “Just an FYI, you can add multiple people to code owners”

        - Me, every week to that one guy

  • sbeak ( sbeak@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    My question would be for what time zone? That seems like an important detail

    • VoteNixon2016 ( VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Well my pull request simplified all time zones to just UTC +8:45 so we never have to worry about it again

  • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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    Sweet ninjesus, i’m having a heart attack just imagining it

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    So every sane dev will just sit that day out, do nothing and then once it has all blown over one of them will hard reset main to right before the silly time started. Sounds like a chill time, but not a good plot for a movie imo.

  • gwl [he/him] ( gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    https://www.openchaos.dev/#votes is kinda similar to, but weekly instead (voted for submissions that automatically get merged)

  • Shaker_dev ( Shaker_dev@programming.dev ) 
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    I’m not understand , what it’s mean

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      Removed by mod

      • Shaker_dev ( Shaker_dev@programming.dev ) 
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        Thanks

  • InFerNo ( InFerNo@lemmy.ml ) 
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    What does “all tech debt is legal” mean?

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      That accumulation of a hundred years of tech debt during that 12h window is acceptable

  • Nie ( nie@piefed.social ) 
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    So the equivalente to not wanting to make part of it and staying at home is setting repositories private a few hours before and only reopening the day after?

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    I’d rather morge continvously

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    I am taking the network down at the office on this day. I have accidentally done it before and now I know how to do it again.

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