I feel the need… the need… for reading glasses.

Can we get a Hotshots 3 to go along with it?

This time Maverick is totally going to stick it to antifa.

Top Gun 3: Pack Harder.

Love Tom’s work ethic. He makes fun movies and does his own stunts. He’s also batshit crazy, which works out for us… and part of a dangerous cult, which is not so good.

The second Top Gun movie only exists because Tom Cruise wanted to be Luke Skywalker. It’s a shameless ripoff of Star Wars. It’s also a really fun movie that is worth watching despite all the legit marks against it.

Until we know better, can we so start calling the new one Top Gun and the Sorcerer’s Stone? Because when I think flying, Potter on his broom was the first thought I had… and Tom Cruise certainly can’t do worse than that AI slop looking trailer HBO put out.

Is this gonna be the fully gay one, finally!

Ok

Tom Cruise is getting old. Although he’s in the movie, he shouldn’t be the star.