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not_IO ( not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO ( not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • palordrolap ( palordrolap@fedia.io ) 
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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true); ( isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

  • henfredemars ( henfredemars@infosec.pub ) 
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    We used to finger our users too.

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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

      • nymnympseudonym ( nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ) 
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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

  • vrek ( vrek@programming.dev ) 
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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…) ( Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • hemko ( hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

  • Tartas1995 ( Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    I think there are 4 reasons:

    1. Most people are very horny
    2. It people are very online
    3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
    4. Other professions aren’t as identifiable, or online.
  • Phantaloons ( Phantaloons@piefed.zip ) 
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    –force

    • prole ( prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈 ( vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      😳

  • hemko ( hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    touch grass

  • Aniki ( gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ) 
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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

    • prole ( prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Isn’t Morrissey asexual?

  • Alvaro ( Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

    • mexicancartel ( mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

  • Rose ( umbraroze@slrpnk.net ) 
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    It goes WAY back.

    The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.

    You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

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    That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

  • ikidd ( ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Zip, unzip it.

    • Hupf ( Hupf@feddit.org ) 
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      Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

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    Tell me more about Alice’s brother Bob’s sisters.

    Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

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