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You forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the
weeksprint”Screenshotting a text post on the Fediverse, to post an opaque image on the Fediverse.
The post was right there to be shared.
Ok, but could one cross post a mastodon toot to lemmy?
If you tag a lemmy community in a mastodon toot it posts to the community.
Dunno if there’s a way to repost other people’s toots to lemmy though, never tried
“Well, to get people to consider if our method is potentially applicable to their situation and needs, we need to give it descriptive names that sound dynamic and cool to get their attention. If it’s not right for their needs they’ll disregard it of course.”
The business idiots: “Hmmm, yes, fancy words, trendy, apply it immediately to everything so I can say I “over saw implementation” on my resume next time I hop jobs”
i fucking hate daily standups. such a pointless waste of time.
Is there such a thing as a region called Agile in france? Or am i missing out the point of the joke?
I guess it is a reference to champagne. If wine does not come from the region “Champagne” it is not allowed to be called Champagne but just white wine. Even if it tastes just the same.
just white wine
Come on you’re going to hurt the wine snobs with this statement. Champagne is a sparkling wine, it doesn’t taste like any white wine. It’s more like a bitter Sprite with alcohol in it.
Oooh ok thx a lot!
It’s a meme format (a snowclone), of the form “It’s only X if it comes from the X region of France, otherwise it’s just sparking Y”. The original was talking about Champagne (and sparkling wine), which is why it’s France.
There’s lots of versions out there, of varying quality.
