Vs Reality where the plush has a strategically placed hole.

“Stop staring”

He still has the volume up with no headphones! Poor thing can’t see the action, but it sure can hear it…

I have way too many scattered around my room to be able to do that. I got eyes watching from just about everywhere.

This is me in the bathroom with cleaning products. They got piercing eyes.

Also, I can shit if there are people outside the bathroom or I can hear people talking. Thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk