they weren’t ‘friends’, they were unpaid interns.

12? You seriously forgetting my boy Long Rufus? The 13th apostle?

The trick is to always pay for dinner and drinks.

Starting a religion is the trick

A dozen incels and an ex-hooker is the zombie virginbae squad from way back.

This joke was in Dogma wasnt it

There were really only 11, cause you know one ratted him out to the romans.

So did Jim Jones and David Koresh

omg, they were roommates

Yeah and look where it got him.

Oh shit hahaha