Translation: People who work on Wall Street are slow as hell.
Perpetual optimists as long as the guy in power has an ® next to his name.
If this happened under Biden the market would have freaked the fuck out.
If you want to speed them up, you’ve got to open the windows first.
He absolutely can. Just admit defeat and walk away in shame. But his pride probably wouldn’t allow that.
Nah Iran wouldnt just “reopen” the straight even if Trump did that.
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That’s not really “open” though.
His cankles either.
Man, leopards getting seriously overweight lately…
Wall Street is a bit slow in the head it seems, but I guess they will get there if you give them enough time.
You mean the guy who triggered Iran to do the thing they’ve threatened to do for decades in order to disctract America from the Epstein Files scandal can’t get that toothpaste back in the tube?
TIL I’m better at predicting the future than the average Wall Streeter. Maybe I should get into Wall Streeting.
Being successful on Wall Street isn’t about being smart, it’s about having connections and being willing to commit fraud.
Finance people are so damn willfully clueless.
I’m assuming the Wall Street people assumed Trump’s just doing this to manipulate the markets and make a bunch of money, but now it’s starting to seem like MAYBE he’s just stuck and completely fucked.
Womp wah
Whaaaaaaaat?
*won’t, not can’t
I feel like they’ve sabotaged it everytime it’s been close
