• I agree with the sentiment, but I think no guillotine can stand up to the visceral, satisfying brutality, of slapping your enemy against the wall, crushing them instantly, leaving only a spatter of (your own lol) blood around where their mangled carcass is.

    And then cleaning the wall and washing your fucking hands ew.

  • If I get attacked by mosquitoes, even just a few bites, I spray down the whole yard and house siding, and then put out traps.

    Figure I kill many for each bite I receive.

    That reminds me, I have a zapper and a bat house to install.

    Mosquitos messes with the wrong ombre.