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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) ( flamingos@feddit.uk ) M to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months ago

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just wasn' 'avin it, simple as

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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) ( flamingos@feddit.uk ) M to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • i_ben_fine ( i_ben_fine@midwest.social ) 
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    psycho behavior.

    • HubertManne ( HubertManne@piefed.social ) 
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      yeah its something where me and my friends would be laughing so hard.

      • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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        GASP!

    • Malyca ( Malyca@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Thank you! Somebody said it

      • iocase ( iocase@lemmy.zip ) 
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        deleted by creator

  • Truscape ( Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Man’s justified

    • Malyca ( Malyca@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Sometimes I think guys just aren’t aware that you can’t just kill things for stealing your chip

      • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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        Sometimes I think you guys need to just be able to joke about shit.

  • 4am ( 4am@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Shoudinta pinched me chip

  • kittenzrulz123 ( kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Completely reasonable and understandable

  • BarneyPiccolo ( BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ) 
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    You can’t do that? I thought it was pretty badass, actually.

    I’m an animal lover, but seagulls are a different story. They’re the MAGAs of the bird world, and it’s okay to smack one around if you catch one stealing from you.

    • Jerkface (any/all) ( jerkface@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I’m an animal lover

      written with the flesh of vulnerable individuals still rotting between your teeth

  • ReallyZen ( reallyzen@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Watched The Lighthouse one time too much eh?

    • Clocks [She/They] ( doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml ) 
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      yep, alas this comment section is a goldmine to block overly violent men.

      • spacesatan ( spacesatan@lazysoci.al ) deleted by creatorBanned from community
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        Removed by mod

        • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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          Oh shush, don’t you know she’s oppressed?

      • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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        Blockemall I says!

        • Clocks [She/They] ( doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml ) 
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          Hey, so your comments so far have been inflammatory and egging on, with a clear disregard for the actual situation unfolding.

          I did appreciate some of your posts in the past, thus why I write this, but alas, you’re included.

          • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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            HAHAHAHAHA!

  • LemmyFeed ( LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    To be fair you could probably one punch a seagull and one punch seems completely reasonable for something stealing your pastry.

  • NaibofTabr ( NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ) 
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    rats with wings

  • Cypress ( Draegur@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Don’t steal my food unless you’re prepared to taste defeat.
    Gonna serve up a knuckle sandwich with a side of just desserts.

  • Lady Butterfly she/her ( LadyButterfly@reddthat.com ) 
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    Crime of passion

    • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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      The Passion of the Gull

  • OwOarchist ( OwOarchist@pawb.social ) BannedBanned
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    National hero.

    • Canis_76 ( Canis_76@feddit.nl ) 
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      Yes. A big fuck you to seagulls, and the half frogs that feed them. With love, NJ. While we’re at it, genocide for all mosquitoes.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand ( yakko@feddit.uk ) 
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    They are a protected species, you know

    • iocase ( iocase@lemmy.zip ) 
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      I’m sure some of them are but they’re an entire subfamily with dozens of genus and hundreds of species. Considering some are seemingly more common than rats, the chance he plucked an endangered one out of the air and punched it is really low.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand ( yakko@feddit.uk ) 
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        Good guess, but wide of the mark. While few species are on the red list, literally all wild birds in the UK are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981.

        • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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          They wanna live they better snatch someone elses chip mate

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand ( yakko@feddit.uk ) 
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            They can have mine, I could stand to skip a few

            • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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              They can’t. They ded.

              :(

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮  ( Kolanaki@pawb.social ) 
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    “MINE!”

  • Echo Dot ( echodot@feddit.uk ) 
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    This is a sort of energy we need to be bringing to the US World cup. Give the cops something to really worry about.

    • white_nrdy ( white_nrdy@programming.dev ) 
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      Seems like a somewhat bad idea. US law enforcement don’t get punished for murdering US citizens. They probably wouldn’t care about using overly aggressive tactics for even benign situations.

      • tomiant ( tomiant@piefed.social ) BannedBanned
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        …just like seagulls, the lot’ofem!

  • SleeplessCityLights ( SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev ) 
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    The people that are self righteous here should reevaluate eating meat if they eat meat. Most of your arguments could be made against butchering animals for food.

    • anar ( 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Oh but that cruelty is outsourced, you see, that makes it “civilised”

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