Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don’t tempt me
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
'm not in the Epstein files
Do laundry every week
cries in family of 7
Increased shareholder value
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
???
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it for you to do laundry and shower
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a good person to the house and I don’t know if I can get it to you but I don’t know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
Maybe I’m not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn’t as clear cut as people imagine it’s well worth it in the long run.
Up until ‘imagine’, I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I’m not perfect but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids.
…Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.
…at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
Have a nice butt
Do you have a source for that information?
Get to meow online at other catgirls :3
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
have a great ass.
:3c
Forced myself to shower
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least when I’m done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don’t just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.
make myself laugh











