Beehaw
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 months ago

Am medicated 🤷🏻

lemmy.dbzer0.com

message-square
51
link
fedilink
98

Am medicated 🤷🏻

lemmy.dbzer0.com

Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 months ago
message-square
51
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • subverted_per ( subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    5 months ago

    Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

    • SolacefromSilence ( SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      5 months ago

      Go on

      • subverted_per ( subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        5 months ago

        Don’t tempt me

  • aramis87 ( aramis87@fedia.io ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    5 months ago

    Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

  • yelling_at_cloud ( yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    5 months ago

    'm not in the Epstein files

  • ThotDragon ( thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    5 months ago

    Do laundry every week

    • Lka1988 ( lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      cries in family of 7

  • xylol ( xylol@leminal.space ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    5 months ago

    Increased shareholder value

  • kibiz0r ( kibiz0r@midwest.social ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    5 months ago

    …have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

  • empireOfLove2 ( empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    5 months ago

    gonna let my autocomplete take this one

    Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

    What the fuck is this?

    • SolacefromSilence ( SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      5 months ago

      Also trying auto complete: M

      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes

      Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

    • tomcatt360 ( tomcatt360@lemmy.zip ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

    • Magnum, P.I. ( Magnum@infosec.pub ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

      ???

    • I_am_10_squirrels ( I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it for you to do laundry and shower

    • nnachtigal ( nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available

    • Tower ( Tower@lemmy.zip ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a good person to the house and I don’t know if I can get it to you but I don’t know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.

      Burnt toast?

    • Sadbutdru ( Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      5 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn’t as clear cut as people imagine it’s well worth it in the long run.

      Up until ‘imagine’, I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?

    • MonkeMischief ( MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      Maybe I’m not perfect but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids.

      …Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.

  • FreddiesLantern ( FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    5 months ago

    …at least I have two wolves inside of me.

    Get me an ambulance.

    • NihilsineNefas ( NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      5 months ago

      Furry convention is going well then?

      • FreddiesLantern ( FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ) 
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        5 months ago

  • Kattiydid ( Kattiydid@slrpnk.net ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    5 months ago

    Have a nice butt

    • Girl Named ZERO (she/her) ( guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      Do you have a source for that information?

  • kittenzrulz123 ( kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    5 months ago

    Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

  • hemko ( hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    5 months ago

    Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

  • parity ( parity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    5 months ago

    have a great ass.

    • kittenzrulz123 ( kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      5 months ago

      :3c

  • SubArcticTundra ( SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    5 months ago

    Forced myself to shower

  • Zoop ( Zoop@beehaw.org ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    5 months ago

    Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least when I’m done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don’t just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

    • terrific ( terrific@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      5 months ago

      I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.

  • joelle_ether ( joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    5 months ago

    make myself laugh

ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

ADHD Memes

The lighter side of ADHD


Rules

  1. No Party Pooping

Other ND communities

  • !adhd@lemmy.world - Generic discussion
  • !ausomememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • !autism@lemmy.world
  • !autisticandadhd
  • !neurodivergence@beehaw.org
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 92 users / day
  • 721 users / week
  • 1.33K users / month
  • 3.14K users / 6 months
  • 319 local subscribers
  • 13.1K subscribers
  • 1.07K Posts
  • 9.55K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • db0 ( db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
  • Car ( Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
  • Last ( LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com ) 
  • BE: 0.19.21
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code