Bard: Get in line. I wish for...

Stamets ( Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) · 3 months ago

Tolookah ( Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) · edit-2 3 months ago

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say I wish for one more wish?

Edit: if this isn’t a casting of viscous mockery then I don’t know what is.

Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

kibiz0r ( kibiz0r@midwest.social ) · 3 months ago

I wish for one unrestricted wish

lambisio ( lambisio@feddit.cl ) · 3 months ago

“Dormamu! I’ve come to charm!”

I_am_10_squirrels ( I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) · 3 months ago

pelvic thrust

lambisio ( lambisio@feddit.cl ) · 3 months ago

…I just mentally read that in the voice of Cyclops’s “OPTIC BLAST!”.

Thank you I hate it :p

djmikeale ( djmikeale@feddit.dk ) · 3 months ago

I wish for more genies