The big terrarium in the sky beckons
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They’re refurbishing him with cyborg implants to return as the sixty-million-dollar turtle.
Did he ever live?
Schrödinger’s Senator
has been for 20 years. Viagra for turtles
One can hope!
Do
Holden BloodfeastLindsey Graham next!put him in a mausoleum with endless trump speeches on loop. happy 250 zombie
Who found his phylactery?






