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  • anton ( anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    That’s the zeroth date.

    • weird ( weird@sub.wetshaving.social ) OP
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      What’s the first one then?

      • blackbeans ( blackbeans@lemmy.zip ) 
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        As the epoch is signed, the first date might refer to December 1901, at least for a 32-bit number.

      • SystemDisc ( SystemDisc@feddit.org ) 
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        If it’s seconds past the Epoch, the integer 1 would be January 1st, 1970 12:00:01 AM

        • ranzispa ( ranzispa@mander.xyz ) 
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          I guess which it should be date 1. With the date expressed in milliseconds that’d make it 999 milliseconds earlier than what you wrote.

          12:00:01 would be the time at which the guy finally came.

      • kubica ( kubica@fedia.io ) 
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        deleted by creator

  • Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Holy overzealous NSFW tag, Batman! 🤦🏻😆

    • weird ( weird@sub.wetshaving.social ) OP
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      Better safe than sorry

      • Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Nah. Unnecessarily blurred (or, in the case of some user/client settings, completely hidden) posts are a nuisance.

        Especially for something as innocuous as three letters of text.

    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈 ( vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      came here to say basically this lmao

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    And if we’re still both 32 bits dating, instead of getting married into 64 bits, we’ll have some problems in January 2038…

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    How did people reproduce before that?

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      Sex before the first date.

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        I think that’s called assault.

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          You’re assuming it’s nonconsensual.

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    Depends on your time zone. It would still be new years eve in the US.

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