Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I poop on company time

Now this is what I call a shitpost

I mean the same advice could probably be used to make sure you poop after getting to work …

Why would any working person poop for free when they could be pooping on the company dime?

If you shit before work your body has failed you

I drink coffee on my way to work so I can poop when I get there and the toilets are still cleanish

Oh those wacky billionaire-owned media companies. Is there nothing they won’t do (or don’t own)?

I misread it as “poop yourself”. And it still made sense