The parents: “We reject your false dichotomy, we could have both if you WEREN’T COMMITTED TO ENDING THE BLOODLINE”

When I went to Philmont (one of the most popular BSA high adventure camps), the chipmunks were known as Mini Bears. That’s because they would destroy a campsite as thoroughly as a, bear would.

Thy were also well aware it was a nature preserve and would try to snatch food right out of your hands.

The Gravity Falls life.